Anderson Cooper and Jake Tapper in CNN Power Grab After Licht Exit: Sources

“Anderson, Jake, and Erin have formed an alliance and are now running CNN,” honked an insider. “With the search to find a new boss in the very early stages, they have all jumped in together to fill the power vacuum. The inmates have taken over the asylum!”

Missing from the power grab is the troubled network’s new “it” girl Kaitlan Collins.