“Some people will think that sounds low, but there is no hanky/lanky,” Trump acknowledged. “Many people watch, plus I am surrounded by Secret Service Agents. Not much you can do even if you wanted to, and I don’t. For some reason, I am just a good golfer/athlete – I have won many Club Championships, and it is always a great honor!”
In a follow-up post, the former president even provided the phone number of the head professional at the course, presumably in an attempt to establish credibility by offering someone who could vouch for his exceptional score.