Kate Middleton’s Hospital Launches Investigation Into Possible Security Breach

Representatives for The London Clinic refused to address the alleged investigation, telling The Mirror that “all our patients, no matter their status, deserve total privacy and confidentiality regarding their medical information.”

As for Middleton, she’s been dodging rumors that her absence from the public eye has to do with an alleged extramarital affair, her possible secret death, trouble with her recovery, and other wild conspiracy theories.