Putin Has ‘Three Body Doubles’ Standing in for Him: Ukrainian Sources

“In the process of discussing various issues, the understudy again said a lot of nonsense, which caused bewilderment among the interlocutors,” one insider spilled on Wednesday.

“We have already said that the double is an outright idiot,” the Moscow source continued, “but the way he gushes with nonsense exceeds the limits of the curators’ patience and the ability to perceive even a completely loyal viewer.”